Life is Short - Have a Discreet Affair

If you feel like you're missing something - and are compelled to cheat - don't take any chances - have a discreet affair - with someone in the same situation - contact Ashley Madison.

Chances are you'll remember what you thought you were missing in the first place. And nobody will ever know.

Life is Short, Have a Safe Affair

If I were in charge of the Ashley Madison ad campaign, I would build Fatal Attraction (hit 1987 movie starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close) into the next commercial.

Apparently cheating statistics went down significantly after this movie was released in 1987, because men were scared of picking up a psycho.


The ad would go something like this:

- play the Fatal Attraction trailer (click photo right)

- and then say something like "Don't take any chances. Life is short. Have a Safe Affair." or "Play safe, with like-minded adults at Ashley Madison."